So it was the “Eurovision Song Contest” last night, and inspired by Dan Berry’s really rad singer sketches I decided to do the same.
Bear in mind that these were done in like 2 minutes or so - the length of their song basically. So it was challenging but really fun in a stressy kinda way.
(Also I may or may not be heart broken by the loss of Greece and Finland)
(Ding dong)
Koza Mostra & Agathonas Iakovidis - Alcohol Is Free
Mas vrike i trikymia mesa stin Egnatia
Boforia mas travane sta anoichta
Sa lathos na ‘nai i rota, poios paizei me ta fota?
Ki i plori mas travaei gia GrevenaSe mia thalassa ouiski
Navagoi kai poios mas vriskei
Kai zalizetai treglizei, oli giMe kefali sourotiri
Kai t’ amaxi trechantiri
Poios tou evale pidalio kai pani?Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol is free, alcohol is freeKyma kai lyssomanaei
Ki i gorgona na rotaei
Ma o Alekos ta ‘chei piei, kali kyraMesopelaga fanari
Re mas pirane champari
Poios to pige to spitaki mou makria, makria?Mas vrike i trikoimia, mesa stin egnatia
Boforia mas travane sta anoichta
Sa lathos na ‘nai i rota, poios paizei me ta fota?
Ki i plori mas travaei gia GrevenaMas vrike i trikoimia, mesa stin egnatia
Boforia mas travane sta anoichta
Sa lathos na ‘nai i rota, poios paizei me ta fota?
Ki i plori mas travaei gia GrevenaDe mas ftaigan ta ouiskakia
Bompa itan ta pagakia
Kai to skafos echei rodes, telikaArchontes kai trochonomos
Den einai gia mas o dromos
Katifora mes sti thalassa, archinaAlcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol is free, alcohol is freeAlcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol is free, alcohol is free
1. open word document
2. stare at it blankly
3. open internet
4. refresh tumblr for approximately 3 hours
5. go back to word document
6. stare at it blankly
7. write a sentence
8. delete that sentence
9. read fanfiction for inspiration
10. give up
who reblogged this and why can’t I see my dash today I posted this ages ago AHHH







